Guess the calories!

"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed) 10/15/2016 at 18:13 • Filed to: None

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So I’m trying to lose about 25lbs so I can look good in my driving suit (half way there since I started!). I’m keeping to a strict 1640 calories per day, except for one day a week when I let myself run wild. Today is that day, and at Starbucks I spotted this slice of Cheescake Factory Peanut Butter cheesecake. After eating it I looked up the nutritional facts and was horrified.

1,500 calories per slice . No wonder I felt sick almost immediately after eating it. I was planning on having a deep dish pizza tonight but I dunno if I’ll be able to recover in time.

MUSASHI66 > AntiSpeed 10/15/2016 at 18:18

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Cheesecake Factory is one of the worst offenders with calories per plate in the world of restaurants. Even theirs salads have 2000+ calories on regular bases.

AntiSpeed > MUSASHI66 10/15/2016 at 18:20

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Yikes.

KirkyV > AntiSpeed 10/15/2016 at 18:25

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Even furnished with the information you just provided, I’m pretty sure I’d scoff that thing if someone put a slice in front of me right this second.

PS9 > AntiSpeed 10/15/2016 at 18:29

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If you think that’s bad, just wait till supercalorie technology hits the market. Imagine a food who’s aroma is so alluring that your mouth immediately waters, and you feel hungry just looking at it no matter how full you are. A food so dense with calories that just inhaling it is the equivalent of eating half a candy bar.

Introducing the supercalorie. 1500cal/plate? HA! Try 1500cal per bite. Many will die. Many more will be diabeetus’d. The nation will not survive, but at least we go down tasting something made of pure concentrated deliciousness.

PS9 > AntiSpeed 10/15/2016 at 18:33

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If you think that’s bad, just wait til supercalorie technology gets here. Imagine an aroma so alluring that it makes your mouth water immediately after smelling it. Imagine a food that could make you hungry no matter how full you are. Imagine a thing so packed with calories that just inhaling it’s scent is the equivalent of eating half a candy bar.

Welcome to the supercalorie. 1500cal/plate? HA! Try 1500cal PER BITE. Yes.   Many will die. Many more will be diabeetus’d. The nation will not survive, but at least we’ll go down with our tongues coated in pure concentrated deliciousness.

S65 > AntiSpeed 10/15/2016 at 18:39

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Was it worth it though?

bob and john > AntiSpeed 10/15/2016 at 18:39

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holy shit

AntiSpeed > S65 10/15/2016 at 18:45

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As a cheat-day dessert yes, as something to hold off lunch for another hour it was a little bit of overkill.

random001 > AntiSpeed 10/15/2016 at 19:55

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I commend you! As a man who must limit himself to a minimum of about 3000 calories a day, I would be a ball of ragemonster if I were attempting 1650...

C62030 > MUSASHI66 10/15/2016 at 20:32

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What the hell do they put in them? Ground Essence of McDonald’s?

brianbrannon > AntiSpeed 10/15/2016 at 20:34

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Lowering your calories lowers your metabolism. A nice Paleo based diet will raise your metabolism

AntiSpeed > KirkyV 10/15/2016 at 20:44

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It was yummy! But then it feels like you ate cement.

AntiSpeed > random001 10/15/2016 at 20:47

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It’s not so bad. I eat a fairly plain lunch and dinner (which I prefer anyways) and in the afternoon or evening if I feel really hungry I have a babybel or some crackers. Having this one day a week off gives me a chance to indulge without feeling guilty.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AntiSpeed 10/15/2016 at 21:13

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I’ll take two slices please

MUSASHI66 > C62030 10/15/2016 at 23:00

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Dressing. Lots and lots of it.

random001 > AntiSpeed 10/16/2016 at 14:48

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I think it’s great, man! I’m proud of you!

MotoMan23 > AntiSpeed 10/17/2016 at 09:42

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Holy fuck!